For Love or Television
March 9th, 2008
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In a recent survey by British electronics company, Comet, 50% of British men claimed they would take a 50-inch plasma TV in exchange for giving up sex for six months. “You’ve got a deal,” replied British women.
Asked to comment, East London resident, Emory Limprichard said “50 inches?! I could beat that with a projector on me wife’s arse if she’d bend over. But that’s the problem to begin with, in’t?”
“I can’t really blame them,” commented Edna Drihollow of Manchester. “At this point, I’d settle for 6 inches.”
In related news, fellow researcher of the Oxford School of Imaginary Numbers, Professor Ahmed Itsbin Awyle asks “since when in bloody hell do British people count in inches?”