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The Church of Gentleman

April 17th, 2010 Leave a comment Go to comments

Were I to begin a church, I would decree the following activities sacraments:

  • Shaving, and beard and mustache trimming
  • Shoe polishing
  • Car oil changing
  • Suit tailoring
  • Wood chopping
  • Ironing

It would be a good church. I’m open to more suggestions.

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